025 – Rogue Trader

monochrome photo of person holding bundles of cash money

Rogue Trader

He’s anti-same sex marriage 
But I don’t want you to be alarmed
He’s actually fond of climate change
Thinks it’s doing us more good than harm

So ignore that he’s inappropriate
His misogyny clearly displayed
Forget he’s a raving homophobe 
Cos he’s also an expert in trade.

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